In a shocking turn of events, San Francisco 49ers’ star tight end George Kittle has been spotted catching passes at Tight End University after signing a historic contract extension. The football world is abuzz with speculation as to why Kittle would choose to spend his time at this mysterious institution, but one thing is for certain – he’s not there to work on his blocking skills.
Sources close to Kittle have revealed that the All-Pro tight end is on a mission to become the greatest pass-catcher in NFL history, and he believes that Tight End University is the place to make that dream a reality. According to one anonymous insider, Kittle is determined to “catch more balls than anyone has ever caught before – even more than Randy Moss in his prime.”
When reached for comment, Kittle himself had this to say about his decision to attend Tight End University: “I just want to be the best tight end in the league, and I believe that by working with the top minds in the business, I can achieve that goal. Plus, they have really good snacks here.”
But not everyone is convinced that Kittle’s plan will pay off. Former NFL tight end turned ESPN analyst, Rob Gronkowski, had this to say about Kittle’s decision: “I don’t know what George is thinking. Tight End University is a joke – I mean, they don’t even have a football field. If he wants to catch more passes, he should just ask Tom Brady to throw him the ball more.”
Despite the skepticism from some in the football world, Kittle remains undeterred in his quest for greatness. He has reportedly been seen running routes and catching passes with a level of intensity that has impressed even the most seasoned veterans at Tight End University.
Only time will tell if Kittle’s efforts will pay off on the field, but one thing is for certain – he’s not going to let anything stand in the way of his dreams. As one of his trainers at Tight End University put it, “George is a force to be reckoned with. He’s like a human vacuum cleaner out there – nothing gets past him.” Watch out, NFL – George Kittle is coming for you.
