In a shocking turn of events, a 4-foot boa constrictor was found hiding under the drive-thru window at a North Carolina restaurant, leaving customers and employees alike in a state of disbelief.
The incident took place at the infamous “Slithery Burger” fast food joint, known for its questionable menu items and equally questionable hygiene standards. According to eyewitness accounts, the snake was discovered by a brave employee named Sally, who immediately called animal control to come and wrangle the unexpected guest.
“I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw that sneaky snake slithering around under the window,” said Sally. “I thought it was just a really long french fry at first, but then it started moving and I knew we had a situation on our hands.”
Animal control arrived on the scene and successfully captured the boa constrictor, much to the relief of the traumatized drive-thru staff. However, the snake had left quite an impression on the restaurant’s patrons, with one customer claiming, “I always knew there was something fishy about Slithery Burger, but I never expected to come face to face with a literal snake in the grass.”
The restaurant’s owner, Bob McSlime, issued a statement apologizing for the incident and promising to conduct a thorough inspection of the premises to ensure that no more reptiles were lurking in the shadows. “We take the safety of our customers and employees very seriously,” said McSlime. “From now on, we will be implementing a strict ‘no snakes allowed’ policy.”
As for the boa constrictor itself, it was reportedly taken to a local animal sanctuary where it will live out the rest of its days in peace. When asked for comment, the snake simply hissed and slithered away, leaving behind a trail of mystery and mayhem.
So if you’re ever in the mood for a burger and a side of danger, be sure to swing by Slithery Burger – just watch out for any unexpected surprises under the drive-thru window!
