In a shocking turn of events, two Florida men have been accused of stealing a whopping $100 million from a trust set up for people with special needs. Talk about taking advantage of the most vulnerable in society!
According to authorities, the two men, who have been identified as Joe Schmoe and Bob Dumbbell, allegedly siphoned off funds from the trust over the course of several years. When questioned about their actions, Schmoe reportedly said, “We were just trying to diversify our portfolio, you know? Special needs or not, everyone deserves a chance to invest in their future.”
But wait, it gets even better. When asked how they planned to spend the stolen funds, Dumbbell hilariously replied, “We were thinking of starting a luxury yacht rental service for people with special needs. You know, because everyone deserves a little bit of luxury in their lives.”
The trust, which was originally set up to provide financial support for individuals with special needs, is now facing a major financial crisis. And to add insult to injury, Schmoe and Dumbbell have reportedly disappeared without a trace, leaving behind a trail of empty bank accounts and broken dreams.
In response to the scandal, a spokesperson for the trust released a statement saying, “We are shocked and appalled by the actions of these two individuals. We will do everything in our power to recover the stolen funds and ensure that justice is served.”
As for Schmoe and Dumbbell, their whereabouts remain unknown. But one thing is for sure – they will go down in history as the most audacious thieves to ever walk the streets of Florida.
So next time you think about dipping into a trust fund, remember the cautionary tale of Joe Schmoe and Bob Dumbbell. And if you happen to come across these two masterminds, be sure to give them a pat on the back – or maybe a swift kick in the pants.
