In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has reportedly taken 11 days in June to finally come to the decision to bomb Iran. Yes, you heard that right – it took the Commander-in-Chief over a week to make up his mind on whether or not to start a potential war with one of the most volatile countries in the Middle East.
Sources close to the President have revealed that Trump’s path to ‘yes’ on bombing Iran was a tumultuous one, filled with indecision, Twitter rants, and late-night cheeseburger binges. One anonymous White House staffer even went as far as to say, “It was like watching a toddler trying to decide between a toy truck and a teddy bear – except the stakes were way higher.”
Throughout the 11 days, Trump reportedly went back and forth on the issue, seeking advice from his inner circle of advisors, including his son-in-law Jared Kushner and his favorite Fox News host, Sean Hannity. At one point, he even consulted his Magic 8-Ball for guidance, only to receive the answer, “Reply hazy, try again later.”
But it wasn’t until he received a phone call from his old reality TV pal, Omarosa Manigault, that Trump finally made up his mind. According to sources, Omarosa convinced him that bombing Iran would be a “yuge” ratings boost for his presidency, and that the American people would love to see him flexing his military muscle.
When asked for a comment on his decision, Trump reportedly replied, “I’ve always been a man of action. And let me tell you, bombing Iran is going to be the best decision I’ve ever made. Believe me, folks, it’s going to be tremendous.”
As the world waits with bated breath for Trump to make his next move, one thing is for certain – with this President, you never know what’s going to happen next. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, brought to you by the most trusted name in fake news.
