In a shocking turn of events, chaos erupted on a Maryland highway when a wind turbine blade came crashing down, injuring one unsuspecting driver. Witnesses say they saw the massive blade spiraling out of control before it plummeted onto the road, narrowly missing several cars.
The injured driver, identified as Bob Smith, was rushed to the hospital with minor injuries. When asked about the incident, Bob reportedly said, “I never thought I’d have to worry about being attacked by a wind turbine blade on my morning commute. It’s like something out of a bad sci-fi movie.”
Authorities are still investigating how the blade became detached from the wind turbine, but some experts believe it may have been due to strong winds or poor maintenance. In a statement, the wind turbine company, Green Energy Solutions, assured the public that they are taking the incident seriously and will be conducting a thorough investigation.
Meanwhile, social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes about the incident. One user quipped, “Looks like someone took the term ‘wind power’ a bit too literally!” Another joked, “I guess we can add ‘dodging wind turbine blades’ to our list of driving hazards now.”
In response to the incident, the Maryland Department of Transportation has issued a warning to drivers to be on the lookout for rogue wind turbine blades on the roads. “We never thought we’d have to include this in our safety tips, but it seems like anything is possible these days,” said DOT spokesperson, Sarah Johnson.
As for Bob Smith, he’s just grateful to be alive and has already started brainstorming ideas for a new bumper sticker that reads, “I survived the wind turbine apocalypse of 2021.” Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre and hilarious story as it unfolds.
