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DeSantis Urges All Floridians to Prepare for This Year’s Hurricane Season

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s ‘Sanctuary Jurisdictions’ List Features Supportive Immigration Policy Areas

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Disabled Veteran Battles HOA Lawsuit Over Flagpole in Florida Yard

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida Man Shot by Police After Aiming Realistic BB Gun at Officers

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Third Suspect Arrested in Connection with Super Bowl Reporter Adan Manzano’s Hotel Death in Louisiana

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Wisconsin Judge Asserts ‘Absolute Immunity,’ Labels DOJ Indictment as ‘Disturbing Innovation’

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI Offers $20K Reward for Capture of Fugitive Former Arkansas Police Chief in ‘Devil in the Ozarks’ Case

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Orleans Parish DA Claims Sheriff’s Office is ‘Compromised’ in Lawsuit and Jailbreak Probe

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Homebuyers Face Tough Market as Sellers Outpace Demand Amid High Prices and Rates

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Wisconsin Elections Commission Approves Hand Counting of Ballots in Small Communities

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Bloodhounds Play Crucial Role in Manhunt for ‘Devil in the Ozarks’ Fugitive

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Teen Detained After Shooting on South Carolina Party Boat Injures 11

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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